| Track | Title |
| 1 | A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge |
| 2 | That's Why I'm Voting U.K.I.P. |
| 3 | Craig Had Pubes When He Was Nine |
| 4 | Period Pants |
| 5 | Five People Died On The M25 |
| 6 | What's The Point In Burlesque? |
| 7 | The Abortion Song |
| 8 | Women Love A Bastard |
| 9 | The Cure For Depression |
| 10 | When It's O.K. To Have A Wank? |
| 11 | I Think I Might Be Middle Class |
| 12 | My Bumrape Place |
| 13 | Britain's Got Talent Shows |
