| Track | Title |
| 1 | Sorry. We Steal |
| 2 | R.S.T.L.N.E. |
| 3 | So Let's Go Nowhere |
| 4 | Kill The President |
| 5 | Royale Fuck Deluxe |
| 6 | Abandon Ship |
| 7 | Somebody Wrote This Song Already |
| 8 | Radio Single |
| 9 | Built To Fail, Motherfucker |
| 10 | Pornocracy |
| 11 | Go Ska! |
| 12 | Royale Fuck Deluxe |
| 13 | Meatheads Attack Spencer At 9 |
| 14 | Fifteen Stitches And A Headache |
| 15 | Melon Country |
| 16 | Better Off Dead |
| 17 | Pete Is Murder |
| 18 | November Rain |
| 19 | Everything But The Pizza |
| 20 | American Penis |
| 21 | This Song Has No Effect On You |
| 22 | I Just Wanna Have Sex With You |
| 23 | Got Filk? |
| 24 | Fuck You |
| 25 | Kill Your Cats |
| 26 | …And The Flame Dies Out Again (The Inevitably Glorious Exhumation Of Daylight Savings Time) |
