| Track | Title |
| 1 | The Last Bell I Will Ever Hear |
| 2 | (I Must Be A Proctologist Because…) All I Do Is Deal With Assholes |
| 3 | So Let’s Go! Nowhere |
| 4 | Kill The President |
| 5 | People Pops And Fudgesicles For The Shit Factory |
| 6 | Rocketrocketrocketship |
| 7 | 1-800-ALARM-ME |
| 8 | I’ve Got Enemies In High Places |
| 9 | Disappointment At The Taco Bell |
| 10 | Piss Off |
| 11 | Have Fun Rotting By Yourself |
| 12 | “Yeah, I Don’t Know What It’s Like To Be Around A Bunch Of Hipsters” |
| 13 | Last On My List |
