| Track | Title |
| 1 | The Price Of Rice |
| 2 | Don't Believe The Bullshit |
| 3 | M.D.M.Amazing |
| 4 | Whatever Happened To The Rubicks Cube? |
| 5 | The Peaches Of Wandsworth |
| 6 | The Pub In Holloway |
| 7 | Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? |
| 8 | This Side Of The Fence |
| 9 | An Afternoon With Henry Rollins |
| 10 | The Seaside In Springtime |
| 11 | Dirty Paki |
| 12 | Wave Goodbye To E.M.I. |
| 13 | Fancy Dress Frisbee |
| 14 | Health And Safety |
| 15 | No Fit Girls In N.Y.C. |
| 16 | Coke |
| 17 | Media Circus |
| 18 | Fuck The Smoking Ban |
| 19 | The Search For Fats Domino |
| 20 | Binge Drinker |
| 21 | Myspace Picture |
| 22 | London At War |
| 23 | Hippy Crack |
| 24 | I Ain't That Old Sunshine |
| 25 | Lake District |
| 26 | Convenience Killed The Kids |
| 27 | Girlfriend In The Jungle |
| 28 | I Shot Tupac Shakur And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt |
| 29 | The Great Big Fucking Hole |
| 30 | New Computer |
| 31 | My Name's Jay And I Am An Alcoholic |
| 32 | Junkfood Sex |
| 33 | Kate Moss Birthday Party |
| 34 | Bird Flu Blues |
| 35 | How Great Was Emmy? |
| 36 | Eggs Benedict |
| 37 | You Fat Bastard |
| 38 | Thanks For Fucking Up The World For Us |
| 39 | Flower In A Council Estate |
| 40 | The Big Goodbye |
| 41 | Saddam |
| 42 | Can't Buy Me Love |
| 43 | The History Of Art |
| 44 | Valentine |
| 45 | The Day That Dance Music Died |
| 46 | I Fancy Laura Marling |
| 47 | Money Money Money |
| 48 | Alice McAllister |
| 49 | Braintree |
| 50 | I'm Wearing The Clothes I Found On Your Throne |
