| Track | Title |
| 1 | Pubic Hair |
| 4 | Political Correctness Gone Mad |
| 5 | Shannon Ain't Dead (She's Under My Bed) (Demo) |
| 6 | Harry Is Our Man |
| 7 | Angry Birds Gave Me Piles |
| 8 | Bored Of Tits |
| 9 | Female Referee (Sexist Version) |
| 10 | Tourettes Girlfriend |
| 11 | Let's Have A Wank For England 2010 |
| 12 | Pippa Middleton |
| 13 | Boo Hoo Houston |
| 14 | Grandad |
| 15 | Your Band Sucks (Kunt And The Gang's Jolly Friar Remix) |
| 16 | Hurry Up And Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous (Perverts On The Internet Version) |
| 17 | Forbidden Love (Parts 1 And 2) (Perverts On The Internet Version) |
| 18 | If In Doubt Get Your Corey Out (Perverts On The Internet Version) |
| 19 | You Horrible Man (You Killed A Kid At Christmas) (Perverts On The Internet Version) |
| 20 | Wank Fantasy (Album Launch Party E.P. Version) |
| 21 | Heather Mills (Album Launch Party E.P. Version) |
| 22 | Shaven Haven |
| 23 | I Was Pissed Out Of My Head (Alternative Verse) |
| 24 | Carol Vorderman (The Volatile Gentleman Remix) |
| 25 | Wank Fantasy (Mister Dogshit Remix) |
| 2 | Amy (It's A Terrible Shamey) |
| 3 | You Brought A Paedo Along To 5-A-Side |
