| Track | Title |
| 1 | Possession (Not The One By Danzig) |
| 2 | Mustache T.V. |
| 3 | The Palestinians Are Not The Same Thing As The Rebel Alliance, Jackass |
| 4 | Does Anyone Else In This Room Want To Marry His Or Her Own Grandmother? |
| 5 | I, Professional Gambler |
| 6 | Out To Everyone |
| 7 | Friend, Please Stop Smoking |
| 8 | Head With Arms |
| 9 | I'm Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer |
| 10 | Lying To You |
| 11 | Dear Atom, You Do Not Want Children. Love, Atom. |
| 12 | For Aliza, Whenever She May Sleep |
| 13 | Matt Werth Speaks |
