| Track | Title |
| 1 | (Lord, It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System |
| 2 | Nutrition |
| 3 | Hats Off To Halford |
| 4 | Pumping Iron For Enya |
| 5 | Bloody Lip |
| 6 | It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib |
| 7 | Thresholds To Adult Living |
| 8 | He Kissed Me (Rock Version) |
| 9 | Avenger (Rock Version) |
| 10 | Atom And His Package (Rock Version) |
| 11 | Head (She's Just A) (Rock Version) |
| 12 | Head Of Septa, Nose Of Me |
| 13 | Karpathia |
| 14 | Son Of Poop And George |
| 15 | Getaway Car |
| 16 | What We Do On Christmas |
| 17 | P.P. (Doo-Doo) |
