| Track | Title |
| 1 | The Torso Was Severed In Mid Thorax |
| 2 | Well You Damn Well Should! |
| 3 | Right This Way, You Maverick Renegade |
| 4 | I Am Champagne, You Are Shit |
| 5 | I Beat Up The Bathroom, I'm Sorry |
| 6 | Eins Zwei Drei Hasslehoff! |
| 7 | All We Need Is A Little Energon, And A Lot Of Luck |
| 8 | Come To New York, There Were Fewer Murders Last Year |
| 9 | I've Got Knives In My Eyes I'm Going Home Sick |
| 10 | You're Doomed |
| 11 | I Am Champagne, You Are Shit |
| 12 | Why Thank You, Suzie |
| 13 | Corey Feldman |
| 14 | We Need To Act Like We Don't Need This Shit, Then They Give Us Shit For Free |
| 15 | The Kid Who Had His Ear Slapped By The Druggist |
| 16 | Why Thank You, Suzie |
| 17 | What Happened To You Dylan? You Used To be Someone I Could Trust |
| 18 | You Said Your Finger Was A Gun |
