| Track | Title |
| 1 | The Torso Was Severed In Mid Thorax |
| 2 | Well You Damn Well Should! |
| 3 | Right This Way, You Maverick Renegade |
| 4 | I Am Champagne, You Are Shit |
| 5 | I Beat Up The Bathroom, I'm Sorry |
| 6 | Eins Zwei Drei Hasslehoff! |
| 7 | All We Need Is A Little Energon, And A Lot Of Luck |
| 8 | Come To New York, There Were Fewer Murders Last Year |
| 9 | I've Got Knives In My Eyes I'm Going Home Sick |
| 10 | You're Doomed |
