| Track | Title |
| 1 | Every Time I Fall Asleep You Video Tape Me |
| 2 | How Bout Them Yankees |
| 3 | I Saw The Creed Guy Eating Pigeons Last Night In Central Park |
| 4 | That Whole Thing About Helen Keller Was Horseshit |
| 5 | Eat A Dwarf |
| 6 | No One Cares, Bears Bears |
| 7 | Formaldehyde Kiss |
| 8 | Avon Addict |
| 9 | Captain Greenville Vs. Sally Ruth The Battle Of The Mimi |
| 10 | Godsend Of The Insomniac |
| 11 | Christopher Reeves Just Rolled In From Montana And Boy Is His Battery Tired |
