| Track | Title |
| 1 | Mojo Nixon - Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child |
| 2 | Mojo Nixon - (619) 239-KING |
| 3 | Mojo Nixon - This Land Is Your Land |
| 4 | Mojo Nixon - Pirate Radio |
| 5 | Mojo Nixon - Chicken Drop |
| 6 | Mojo Nixon - Tennesse Jive |
| 7 | Mojo Nixon - Louisiana Liplock |
| 8 | Mojo Nixon - I'm A Wreck |
| 9 | Mojo Nixon - Legalize It |
| 10 | Mojo Nixon - Burn Your Money! |
| 11 | Mojo Nixon - Circus Mystery |
| 12 | Mojo Nixon - She's Vibrator Dependent |
| 13 | Mojo Nixon - High School Football Friday Night |
