| Track | Title |
| 1 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - I Don't Want No Cybersex |
| 2 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - The Ballad Of Country Dick |
| 3 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - Drunk-Divorced Floozie (The Ballad Of Diana Spencer) |
| 4 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - U.P.S. My Heart To You |
| 5 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - Machines Ain't Music/I Got My Mojo Working |
| 6 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - Disney Is The Enemy |
| 7 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - Rock 'N Roll Hall Of Lame |
| 8 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - I Gotta Crazy Wife |
| 9 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - You Can't Buy Cool |
| 10 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - Tankman Blues |
| 11 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - Orenthal James (Was A Mighty Bad Man) |
| 12 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - Redneck Rampage |
| 13 | Mojo Nixon And The Toadliquors - When Did I Become My Dad |
