| Track | Title |
| 1 | 2nd Column |
| 2 | The People's Song |
| 3 | Difference |
| 4 | Malpractice |
| 5 | Airplane |
| 6 | 669: The Number Of The Feast |
| 7 | Mediator |
| 8 | Weekend Warrior |
| 9 | Todd |
| 10 | Not My Problem |
| 11 | Male Patternm Impotence |
| 12 | Condiment King |
| 13 | Sik Salvation |
| 14 | The Only Problem With Wishful Thinking |
| 15 | Excuse Me, Can I Use This Chair? |
| 16 | It's Tough To Be A Bully When There's No One Left To Bully |
| 17 | A Juxtaposition Of Action And Reason |
| 18 | Two Minutes For Looking So Good |
| 19 | Repetition Rejection |
| 20 | Cellophane Coffin |
| 21 | It's Hard To Look Cool With Your Head Up Your Ass |
| 22 | She Sells And Sand Sandwiches |
| 23 | And You Thought The Doctor's Probe Hurt |