| Track | Title |
| 1 | A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge |
| 2 | That's Why I Voted Brexit |
| 3 | Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) |
| 4 | Use My Arsehole As A Cunt |
| 5 | God Save The Queen's Cunt |
| 6 | Fucksticks |
| 7 | Barry Didn't Do It |
| 8 | Jesus Died Of A Stranglewank |
| 9 | Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt |
| 10 | Nobody Spunks Up A Cunt Anymore |
| 11 | Donald Trump Is A Fucking Cunt |
| 12 | Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest) |
