| Track | Title |
| 1 | Spooky Perv Happenings In The Snooker Hall |
| 2 | Betty Ford's Clinic |
| 3 | Weebles Wobble But Don't Fall Over |
| 4 | Sheepdip |
| 5 | Lancer With Your Zancer |
| 6 | Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden? |
| 7 | Flying Cobs From The Planet Bob |
| 8 | Did You Spill My Pint? |
| 9 | Seventh Church Of The Apocolyptic Lawnmower (Skank mix) |
| 10 | Rad Dude |
| 11 | Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom |
| 12 | Maim, Mower, Maim |
| 13 | Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop |
| 14 | Got No Legs (Don't Come Crawling) |
| 15 | Icky Ficky |
| 16 | Judgement Day |
| 17 | Ooh Crikey |
| 18 | Satan's Trampoline |
| 19 | Do Do Dee |
| 20 | Duck Off |
| 21 | F.A.T. (Facist And Tubby) |
| 22 | Punk As Fuck |
| 23 | Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades/March Of The Mods |
