| Track | Title |
| 1 | Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued |
| 2 | Of All The Gin Joints In All The World |
| 3 | Dance, Dance |
| 4 | Sugar, We're Goin Down |
| 5 | I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) |
| 6 | 7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen) |
| 7 | Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year? |
| 8 | Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends |
| 9 | I Slept With Someone From Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me |
| 10 | A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" |
| 11 | Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows) |
| 12 | X.O. |
