| Track | Title |
| 1 | I Hope You Die |
| 2 | The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope |
| 3 | Mama's Boy |
| 4 | Three Point One Four |
| 5 | Mope |
| 6 | Yummy Down On This |
| 7 | The Ballad Of Chasey Lain |
| 8 | R.S.V.P. |
| 9 | Magna Cum Nada |
| 10 | The Bad Touch |
| 11 | That Cough Came With A Prize |
| 12 | Hell Yeah |
| 13 | This Is Stupid |
| 14 | A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying |
| 15 | The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey |
| 16 | Along Comes Mary |
| 17 | Hooray For Boobies |
