| Track | Title |
| 1 | Mum Changed The Locks |
| 2 | Mr. Charisma |
| 3 | There's Your Dad |
| 4 | Racist |
| 5 | Ship Of Beers |
| 6 | Be Still My Beating Off |
| 7 | I Hate My Brain |
| 8 | The Ballad Of Tim Webster |
| 9 | U.S. Anus |
| 10 | Constable Care |
| 11 | (That's) Just Not Legal |
| 12 | Hakimashita |
| 13 | Genitals Are Funny |
| 14 | All Your Friends Think You're A Fuckhead |
| 15 | Beaded Curtains (Part Two) |
| 16 | Beaded Curtains (Part Three) |
| 17 | Guns Don't Kill Ducklings, Ducklings Kill Ducklings |
| 18 | You Can't Move Into My House |
