| Track | Title |
| 1 | A Jingle For The Product |
| 2 | Contemplate This On The Tree Of Woe |
| 3 | Parishiltonisametaphor |
| 4 | Gainesville |
| 5 | Ode To The North American Snake Oil Distributor |
| 6 | Minimum Wage Is A Gateway Drug |
| 7 | The Classical Arrangement |
| 8 | Americaspremierefaithbasedinitiative |
| 9 | The Art Of Whore |
| 10 | Fruity Pebbles |
| 11 | A Pyre Laid For Image And Frame |
| 12 | Like Eye Contact In An Elevator |
| 13 | Clown Cars On Cinder Blocks |
