| Track | Title |
| 1 | O.K. F.M. D.O.A |
| 2 | #51 Dick Butkus |
| 3 | It's A Fine Line Between The Monkey And The Robot |
| 4 | Portrait Of The Artist As A Fucking Asshole |
| 5 | Twenty-One Said Three Times Quickly |
| 6 | Super Powers Enable Me To Blend In With Machinery |
| 7 | Doublewhiskeycokenoice |
| 8 | Supermodels Don't Drink Colt .45 |
| 9 | Shut Your Little Trap, Inc. |
| 10 | Mosh For Jesus |
| 11 | Hand Made Hard Times Handed Back |
| 12 | Honey, I Shit The Hot Tub |
| 13 | The Great American Going Out Of Business Sale |
