| Track | Title |
| 1 | Your Bleedin' Heart |
| 2 | Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show (Dicus Edit) |
| 3 | Congratulations Smack And Katy |
| 4 | Ain't Gettin' Paid To Dance |
| 5 | Mood 4 L.U.V. |
| 6 | What Won't Kill You Eats Gas |
| 7 | Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show (Tatoo'z, B-Day'z, Azz Beatin'z) (Un-Dicused) |
| 8 | Getting By With It's |
| 9 | Image Is Nothing, Lobsters Are Everything |
| 10 | Apocalypse W.O.W.! |
| 11 | Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show (Guess Jeans, Awnings, Old Navy) (Un-Dicused) |
| 12 | F.O.O.D. A.K.A. Aren't You Hungary |
| 13 | Happy V-Day |
| 14 | Canadians Switching The Letter P For The Letter V, Eh? |
| 15 | Linkin Verbz |
| 16 | Drunk Girl At The Get Up Kids Show (Drivin' And Cryin' Or Broadway Cats Production) (Dicus Edit) |
| 17 | Megan 2K2 (Even Though It's 2K3 Now) |
