| Track | Title |
| 1 | Have A Wank |
| 2 | Perverts On The Internet |
| 3 | Gentleman's Wash |
| 4 | Chips Or Tits |
| 5 | Wank Fantasy (Single Edit) |
| 6 | That's My Erection |
| 7 | Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) |
| 8 | Let's Send Nan To Dignitas |
| 9 | Carol Vorderman |
| 10 | Fred And Rose |
| 11 | For A Million Pounds |
| 12 | I Was Pissed Out Of My Head |
| 13 | Michael Jackson Tribute |
| 14 | I'm Gonna Lick You Out |
| 15 | Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Single Edit) |
| 16 | Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died |
| 17 | I Sucked Off A Bloke |
| 18 | Shaven Haven |
| 19 | Fucksticks |
