| Track | Title |
| 1 | Being From Jersey Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry |
| 2 | Send My Love To The Dancefloor, I'll See You In Hell (Hey Mister D.J.) |
| 3 | The Church Of Hot Addiction |
| 4 | The Kids Are All Fucked Up |
| 5 | It's Warmer In The Basement |
| 6 | Keep It Simple |
| 7 | It's Amateur Night At The Apollo Creed! |
| 8 | Snakes On A Plane (Bring It) |
| 9 | The Ballad Of Big Poppa And Diamond Girl |
| 10 | Pop-Punk Is Sooooo '05 |
| 11 | You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away |
