| Track | Title |
| 1 | The Dwarves Are Still The Best Band Ever |
| 2 | 15 Minutes |
| 3 | Stop Me |
| 4 | Looking Out For Number One |
| 5 | You'll Never Take Us Alive |
| 6 | Bang Up |
| 7 | We Only Came To Get High |
| 8 | I Masturbate Me |
| 9 | It's A Wonderful Life Of Sin |
| 10 | Happy Birthday Suicide |
| 11 | Fake I.D. |
| 12 | Working Class Hole |
| 13 | Futyd |
| 14 | Candy Now |
| 15 | Do The HeWhoCannotBeNamed |
| 16 | Your Girl's Mom |
| 17 | Zip Zero |
| 18 | The Band That Wouldn't Die |
