| Track | Title |
| 1 | Fascists One, Humans Nothing |
| 2 | Comedy Gold |
| 3 | That's Artillery |
| 4 | We Don't Drink Ice |
| 5 | Bill Doesn't Like Snooker |
| 6 | The Hallmark of Art |
| 7 | We Know He's Not A Good Actre |
| 8 | The New Living Bible |
| 9 | Not A Physics Major |
| 10 | Found My Brand |
| 11 | Your Denial Is Beneath You |
| 12 | You'll Never Get Us Copper! |
| 13 | Really Special Cows |
| 14 | We Lost A Moron |
| 15 | I Love America |
| 16 | We Hated Them |
| 17 | A Comedy Dead End |
| 18 | There's A Monster In Every |
| 19 | Sex Phone Lines |
| 20 | The Royal College Of Something |
| 21 | Crude Question |
| 22 | Am I In Your Way? |
| 23 | Sex Kittens |
| 24 | Back To The Clinic |
