| Track | Title |
| 1 | Baby's Gonna Rock Tonite |
| 2 | Ja Hova's Guys |
| 3 | Senator Hart Humped A Dumpling |
| 4 | You're Not Funny |
| 5 | Quasineomacroantiprioritzationalisticism |
| 6 | Danzig Sings |
| 7 | Cheese Is Fantastic |
| 8 | Wayne Is Big |
| 9 | Typical Chick |
| 10 | 2-16-3-2-3-Alternating |
| 11 | I ♥ Fonzie |
| 12 | Disarm...Please? |
| 13 | Floppy Ass |
| 14 | The Scene Has Suffered |
| 15 | This Is Rock 'N Roll |
| 16 | A Hella Short Song And Not A Very Positive One At That |
| 17 | Cheese Is Still Fantastic |
| 18 | Quality Vs. Quantity |
| 19 | The Song About Annihilating Poseurs |
| 20 | The California Lottery |
| 21 | Pollution Rules |
| 22 | No |
| 23 | Mr. Meanie |
