| Track | Title |
| 1 | A Gun For Christmas |
| 2 | Grandpa's Last Xmas |
| 3 | Thanx For Nothing |
| 4 | Oi! To The World |
| 5 | Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday |
| 6 | Christmas Time For My Penis |
| 7 | I Don't Believe In Santa Claus |
| 8 | My First Christmas (As A Woman) |
| 9 | Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies |
| 10 | Here I Am Lord |
| 11 | C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S. |
| 12 | Hang Myself From The Tree |
