| Track | Title |
| 1 | The Best Things In Life |
| 2 | D' Ye Ken Ted Moult |
| 3 | Reasons To Be Miserable (Part Ten) |
| 4 | Rod Hull Is Alive - Why ? |
| 5 | Dickie Davies Eyes |
| 6 | The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman |
| 7 | I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan |
| 8 | Arthurs Farm |
| 9 | All I Want For Chrismas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit |
| 10 | Trumpton Riots (7" Remix) |
