Hard Skin is an English punk group from Gipsy Hill, London who play in the early UK Oi! style. Hard Skin are a comedy oi band founded in 1996 and their first album Hard Nuts and Hard Cunts appeared that year. The band quote their musical guides as Close Shave, whom they worshipped the ground they walked on. The band were: bassist "Fat Bob" (Sean Forbes of Wat Tyler), guitarist and lead vocalist "Johnny Takeaway" (Ben Corrigan of Thatcher On Acid) and drummer "Nosher" (Chris Acland of indie/Britpop band Lush). After Acland's death, he was replaced on drums by "Nipper" (Scott Stewart) for second album Same Meat Different Gravy in 2005, which like its predecessor was received positively in punk and Oi! circles despite (or perhaps partly because of) the band's parodic tendencies. Third album proper On The Balls was released in 2013, alongside companion album Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear featuring alternate versions of its songs voiced by female vocalists, including Joanna Newsom, Manda Rin, Miki Berenyi, Beth Jeans Houghton, Debbie Smith, Alela Diane, Alison Mosshart, Beki Bondage, Marion Herbain, Roxanne Clifford, and Liela Moss. The album also featured an appearance by Gaye Advert.

Studio Albums:

Title	Year	Tracks
On The Balls	2013	12
Fucking Skins, Fucking Punks	2008	7
Same Meat, Different Gravy	2004	13
Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts	1998	14

 Live Albums:

Title	Year	Tracks
Live And Loud And Skinhead	2002	12

 Compilation Albums:

Title	Year	Tracks
Greatest Hits Volume 7	2016	26

 EPs:

Title	Year	Tracks
South East Enders	2020	6
Make My Tea E.P.	2007	3

 Tracks:

Title	Album
12 Bars Of Gold	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
A.C.A.C.	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
A.C.A.C. (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
A.S.B.O. Baby	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Another Terrace Anthem	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Another Terrace Anthem	On The Balls
Back Of The Van	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Back On The Bottle	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Beer And Fags	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
Beer And Fags (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
Bread Makers	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Bunch Of Pissed Up Cunts	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
Can You Hear Us	South East Enders
Copper Cunt	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Council Estate	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Council Estates	On The Balls
Crack On Have A Booze	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Crack On, Have A Booze	On The Balls
Desperation Street	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
Desperation Street (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
Ding Dong Merrily Oi Oi	Fucking Skins, Fucking Punks
Down The Pub	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Down The Pub (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
Egg Fried Rice	Fucking Skins, Fucking Punks
Every Day Every Weekend	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
Every Day, Every Weekend (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
Fat Bob The Builder	Fucking Skins, Fucking Punks
Fax Of Life	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
First Day Angry Song	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
First Day Angry Song (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
Hard Skin	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
Hard Skin (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
Hard Stuff	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Here Come The Lads	South East Enders
I Don't Care	Greatest Hits Volume 7
If The Kids Are United (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
I've Had Me Car Nicked	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Jocky On The Oche	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
Jocky On The Oche (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
Law And Order (Up Your Arse)	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Let 'Em Come	South East Enders
Lets 'Ave It	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Lets 'Ave It	Make My Tea E.P.
Lets 'Ave It	Fucking Skins, Fucking Punks
Make My Tea	Make My Tea E.P.
Make My Tea	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Me And The Boys	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
Millwall Mark	Same Meat, Different Gravy
My One Skin	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
New Age	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Oi Not Jobs	This Is Rash U.K. And Ireland Part 1
Oi Not Jobs (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
Oi, Not Jobs	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
Police Car (Chasing You)	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Police Car (Chasing You)	On The Balls
Romford	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Romford	Make My Tea E.P.
Romford	Fucking Skins, Fucking Punks
Santa Was A Skinhead
Saturday Night	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Sausage Man	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Sausage Man	On The Balls
She's The Right Sort	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Skin Hard	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Skinhead	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Someone Like You	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Still Fighting Thatcher	Same Meat, Different Gravy
Stop Working	Fucking Skins, Fucking Punks
That's Bollocks Mate	Greatest Hits Volume 7
That's Bollocks Mate	On The Balls
The Bovver Boys Don't Bother Anymore	Greatest Hits Volume 7
The Boys In Blue	Same Meat, Different Gravy
The Gipsy Hill	On The Balls
The Good Times (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
The Gypsy Hill	Greatest Hits Volume 7
The Kids Are Innocent	Greatest Hits Volume 7
The Kids Are Innocent	On The Balls
The Lambeth Walk	South East Enders
The Man Who Ran The Town	On The Balls
The Man Who Ran The Town	Greatest Hits Volume 7
The One That Got Away	Greatest Hits Volume 7
The Same Song	South East Enders
Two Bob Cunt	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Two Bob Cunt	On The Balls
Two Chords/Two Fingers	Same Meat, Different Gravy
We Are The Wankers	Greatest Hits Volume 7
We Are The Wankers	Fucking Skins, Fucking Punks
We Don't Want It	South East Enders
We're Gonna Do Them	On The Balls
We're Gonna Do Them	Greatest Hits Volume 7
Who's That Boy	Same Meat, Different Gravy
X.R.3 (Live)	Live And Loud And Skinhead
XR3	Hard Nuts And Hard Cunts
You Still Here?	On The Balls
You Still Here?	Greatest Hits Volume 7